1. The ceremony is TOO LONG. I wanted to type this up last night but it was almost midnight by the time that sumb*tch was over. But I suppose everyone has that complaint every year.

2. In general, the fashion was quite underwhelming. Nobody blew me away, although I did like the gowns worn by Marion Cotillard, Cate Blanchett, Jennifer Garner, Anne Hathaway, and Jessica Alba.

3. Marion Cotillard and Jennifer Garner are tied as my winners for best hair and makeup.

4. I know many people have said this already but WHY was Miley Cyrus there? I felt that it made a mockery of what the awards stand for if they'll let in any vapid teenager who just happens to have a blockbuster film. She did look nice, though, except her stupid pout and her speaking voice make me want to punch someone.

5. John Stewart did a good job with what he was given. I giggled at the "Periscopes and Binoculars" montage and guffawed at the "Bad Dreams" montage. And I loved how he called the Oscars "make up sex" after the writer's strike.

6. I said it last night and I'll say it again: I like Ryan Seacrest. I think he does a good job at keeping his cool and interacting with the stars, and he made me laugh several times last night. Speaking of which...

7. Gary Busey. What a freakazoid. Although I think the funniest part of that fiasco was that Jennifer Garner obviously had NO idea who he even was!

8. Every year, there is at least one award that I take personally and get very upset if the winner isn't who I want. This year, there were two: Best Original Song and Best Original Screenplay. And I am thrilled that Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova won the former and that Diablo Cody won the later. Yay!

9. Speaking of Diablo Cody, I thought she looked adorable last night. But anyone else in that getup would've looked ridiculous. It just suited her very well.

10. I don't think Cameron Diaz is particularly talented, or even particularly attractive, but I like her as a person, and last night was an example why. After stumbling over the word "cinematography" while presenting, she made a joke out of it instead of getting embarrassed or angry and she came off as gracious and funny. Go, Cam!

11. Someone get Katherine Heigl a Xanax. She looked terrified up there. Also, I hated her hairdo, although her dress was lovely.

12. Just because John Travolta used to dance in a lot of his movies doesn't mean he should get to waltz onto the stage to present. And seriously, he looks like he's got more Botox in him than Nicole Kidman.

13. I mentioned this last night but Harrison Ford looked either drunk or sick or just really, really old. That makes me sad. He used to be SO sexy.

14. Speaking of sexy, two words: Javier Bardem.

15. Two more: James McAvoy

16. Drool Sorry 'bout that.

17. Where was Ben Affleck? His wife's movie was nominated for Best Picture and his little bro was nominated for Best Supporting Actor. Maybe if he'd been there, he could've protected Jen from Busey.

18. Also, where was Michael Cera? He was part of what made Juno so awesome. Plus, his Superbad peeps were there, too.

19. And where was Keira Knightley? Atonement was nominated for a shizzload. I always enjoy seeing what she'll come up with on the red carpet.

20. Actually, it seems like there were a LOT of people missing. But I'm not going to list them all.

21. I'm so glad the Coen brothers won Best Director and Best Picture. Their canon of work is outstanding. And Frances McDormand, who I love, looked so cute out there in the audience, getting all emotional about her husband and brother-in-law winning.

22. Forest Whitaker lost a lot of weight. He looks good.

23. Sarah Larson looked totally out of place. As a matter of fact, she looked like what she is: a cocktail waitress who somehow got George Clooney to fall for her and whisk her away to the magical land of Hollywood.

24. I can't believe Jessica Alba is in her third trimester already. Jawdropping!

25. Helen Mirren and Cate Blanchett are both amazingly beautiful. Stunning.

26. Major upset in the Supporting Actress award. Tilda was very good in Michael Clayton, so good for her! And although I'd have hated her gown on anyone else, it worked on her. She's got a very unique style and look, and it suited her well.

I've got to leave to go to work but I'm sure I'll add some more later.

What did you think?


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