My friend Katie just IM'd me to tell me about what might be a miracle product, that she just ordered online.

But first, allow me to explain: My DD boobages will not allow me to wear button-down shirts, unless I safety pin them. I get big-booby gap. I know you know what I'm talking about.

And then, Katie told me about No See 'ems Fashion Tape.

From the site:

No See 'ems(TM)
Patent-pending Blouse Front Closures

Each package contains twelve clear reinforced units.
dimensions 3 1/2 x 1/2 (now 12 to a pack!)

$12.95

Buzz off safety pins and ordinary fashion tape! No See ‘ems to the rescue! These easy-to–use, clear, reinforced closures slide around and behind the button to give you a smooth, tailored look. No more sneak peeking. They seal firmly above and below the button of your choice and are safe for most fabrics, even 100 percent silk and cashmere. They are great for sweaters that pull at the buttons and those nice fitted blouses. No See ‘ems go on clear and come off clean. No residue! And although No See ‘ems are disposable, they can often be reused depending on the previous fabric type. But, please test the bond to be sure.

Buy them and watch a cool little video about them here.