I'm tired of lugging around my gigantic, cumbersome, ugly laptop bag with my company corporate logo on it.
Notice the chunk that the dog chewed out of it. Stupid dog.

I want something smaller, cuter. But I can't find anything I like. If any of you goof friends feel like going Fab Finding for me, I'd really, really appreciate it, and I will buy anyone who finds a bag for me a virtual present.

A few caveats:

1. Money is tight, so try to keep it under $50-$60.
2. The dimensions of my laptop are 1.2" height x 12.4" width x 10.1" depth
3. It needs to be fairly professional but it can still be pretty fun. Just not covered in skulls or something like that.
4. No pink, please. I'm not a pink girl. If there's a design with a little bit of pink, I may be okay with that, but I definitely don't want a lot of pink.
5. I'd prefer a long, messenger bag-style strap so I can sling it over my shoulder when I walk to work, but I'm flexible.
6. It doesn't have to be sold as a laptop bag, either. Just something that's big enough to hold a laptop.

I think that's it. Thanks, hookers!